Me: Where are you going?
Them: Out to dinner?
Me: What are you talking about?
Them: Well, it’s New Year’s Eve
Me: Umm, what’s your point?
Them (kinda whining/pleading): But we always go out. We’ve been inside since last January.
Me: (feeling guilty) Oh gosh, I guess… I didn’t tell you…
Them: ????
Me: Ok, you can climb up here on the couch next to me.
Them (muttering under their breath): Jeez, I told you she’s still a drag
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